They're not even male models. Nor the secret member of One Direction.
  • poop-fart-princess:


    Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

    are you KIDDING that last picture is so full of ACTION and DRAMA why aren’t we talking about it

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  • hotelmario:


    what are snails even trying to do

    their best

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  • certains:

    stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

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  • ernbarassing:

    if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

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  • sakufay:

    “ur cute”

    “no ur cute”

    *gets out knife* “NO UR CUTE”

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  • hotboyproblems:

    how do hackers even hack people i forget my password on a weekly basis

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  • baracknobama:

    theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

    and im there like image

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  • shutupimscrolling:

    welcome to tumblr

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  • kaya-lorenzo-99:




    Jorge with kids, again… my ovaries exploded, again

    Can Jorge please adopt a kid already…

    Why adopt? He can make his own cute babies on his own!

    He has a hard time finding the right girl…

    When he visited my country for the idk how many times, he asked someone to have dinner with him like you know, knowing each other better, and she just said ‘no I have work’..

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  • flowergirlrobichiko:


    special delivery


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